A while later, it turns out someone forgot to fill the tank with gas.
The surprising thing is that, at the very end of the movie, to reveal her true sex, our heroine rips open her tux, exposing her, uh, secret.
Her feed is filled with hot snaps of her in swimsuits and bikinis from her swimwear line.
Until then, this busty 44-year-old was mostly known to Spanish and European audiences through her roles in Pedro Almodovar movies.
Not the lines or the physicality, but the emotion.
This nude Bettie Page photo makes us want to grab a big old handful of her tight butt.